Top Secret
Timothy Wolfe
Timothy Wolfe is a homeschooled teenager who strives to find the light in the darkness of this world. He has an imagination the size of an atomic blast in the Sahara dessert, and when he’s not writing or working, he can often be found daydreaming, researching, or doing graphics design.
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Timothy’s File
Name: Timothy Josiah Wolfe
Age: 19
Description: dark blue eyes, golden-blond hair, reddish-light skin.
Abilities: research, coordination, graphics design, writing. Obviously he’s best at writing, or you wouldn’t have read this book.
Character: Thomas is a thoughtful boy who loves to help wherever he can. He also loves adventure, and wants to be a field agent. He is kind and loves children and solving problems. If there was one word to describe him, it would be detailed.
Fact file: Thomas was born with a heart for adventure. He has stopped a runaway motorhome, found numerous secret passageways, and an abandoned cellar from the colonial days, broken into private property on more than one occasion, and always takes the path less traveled by, for that is where adventure waits. He’s also been in an explosion, but interestingly enough, he’s not a spy, or if he is, he can’t tell you.
Guardian (Female): (Redacted) Wolfe
Guardian (Male): (Redacted) Wolfe
Parents: (Redacted) Wolfe and (Redacted) Wolfe
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Top Secret!
Interests Besides Writing: Swimming, reading, architecture designing, graphics designing, playing pranks on my sister
Pursuits With My Writing: Publishing with hybrid press, illustration, cover design, reaching a wide audience
Favorite Food (who wrote these?): Lemon tea, lemon cake, lemon drops, lemon pound cake, lemon ice cream, lemon chicken, lemon meringue, lemon drop cookies, lemon bread, lemon… oh, right, just lemon.
Meetings with Lemony Snicket (Okay, really, who wrote this?!): None, although I do hope to meet him one day once I’m a famous published secretive author. Perhaps we’ll meet on a train during a robbery. On second thought, maybe I don’t want to meet him.
Times Traveled To Narnia: Actually, too many to count. Don’t believe me? Well, think about it. Every time you read you travel to that world, so really, I’ve “been” there quite often.
Siblings: Finally something normal. I have… you know what, I actually won’t tell you.
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